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um.....I dont do flash, i dont do voice acting or anything mad....ill upload my drawings when i get the chance....im just a big fan of NG......by all means u can add me on facebook.... search rubiaustralia@hotmai l.com and add me

Andrea Chard @RubyAussieChick

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aussie jokes...

Posted by RubyAussieChick - October 25th, 2010


i got bored and decided to put a few jokes up for the masses that poke fun at not only myself but also my freinds and fellow countrymen...if youve got a good aussie joke...feel free to post it up...

Why do Australians call their favourite drink XXXX?

Because they can't spell beer.

Why can't Aussie blokes take their girlfriends to the cricket?

They eat all the grass.

An Australian driving instructor is taking young Bruce out on a lesson in the Outback, when they find the road's blocked.

The instructor says, "Bruce, have you ever made a U-turn?"

Bruce says, "No, but I once made a ram's eyes water."

Why did the Aussie break his leg throwing a ball?

He forgot it was still chained to his foot.

What do you call an Australian with a sheep under one arm and a goat under the other?

Bisexual.

aussie jokes...


Comments (2)

HOLY CAMEL SPIDER... thats a camel spider right? I don't know, point is its fucking huge...

no its no camel spider but it is fucking huge ill agree....however.....daily occurence here mate

lol, i didn't really get any of those jokes cept the ball one and I don't see big spiders too often