i got bored and decided to put a few jokes up for the masses that poke fun at not only myself but also my freinds and fellow countrymen...if youve got a good aussie joke...feel free to post it up...

Why do Australians call their favourite drink XXXX?

Because they can't spell beer.

Why can't Aussie blokes take their girlfriends to the cricket?

They eat all the grass.

An Australian driving instructor is taking young Bruce out on a lesson in the Outback, when they find the road's blocked.

The instructor says, "Bruce, have you ever made a U-turn?"

Bruce says, "No, but I once made a ram's eyes water."

Why did the Aussie break his leg throwing a ball?

He forgot it was still chained to his foot.

What do you call an Australian with a sheep under one arm and a goat under the other?

Bisexual.