considering im in a fairly good mood you're very lucky otherwise this would have turned into something i probably could be arrested for.

Basically im laying down someground rules of personal and mental decency, hence i asked you to read them if you even wish to talk to me.

1. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE...dont call me hot/sexy/babe/gorgeous/stunner....its not funny...it dosent make me like you any more and its not gonna make me love you.

2.Stop asking me if i have a cam...theyre fucking horrible, they slow my laptop down and i genuinely dont like them, as a photographer i genuinely despise the quality of image that even the top end cams throw out.

3. if we have musical indifferences thats okbut shit on my favourite band and youre gonna get fucked off.

4. if you want me to stop swearing...fuck off (im an Aussie...theres fuck all you can tell me to do)

5. want me to stop smoking or dislike smoking ?.....fuck off....

6. if ur gonna tell me that playstation is better than xbox.....fuck off

7. if you think ill EVER send you nudes....fuck off.

8. if you want to speak to me on IM or MSN...please make it interesting...dont ask how my day was and what ive done...then go quiet for ages...talk about current issues or fears, or something worth talking about .

8b. make a fucking effort to talk to me aswell...im not gonna have freinds on facebook that cant even be fucked to talk to me.

9. make australian jokes if u want...but slate my family or freins and ur gonna get fucked off again

10. i use slang...if u dont understand what i meant...ask...its not hard...ill only be too happy to tell u...dont carry on the conversation talking abt shit then asking what i meant.

11. yes i am a cold heartless bitch and im not afraid to say things that others wouldnt...if you cant handle it...please .....fuck off (e.g. all hippies ARE cunts and agreeably most americans are fat useless wankers)

If you undertsand these rules then leave a comment below...if you dont leave a comment thenill know youve fucked me off and you arent worth talking to...

other than that...have a nice day ! x